"Who the fuck are you?"
"Gordon Brown"
"Well fuck off and run the country then!"
"Actually, I think I'm doing a pretty good job. You seem a bit slow this evening. I'll catch you later"
"You must have the wrong number or you are mental, if you think that's interesting well I am sorry for you"
"Your name is not Edward?"
"Well done for hacking my phone, I'm going to contact the authorities if you don't leave me alone."
"07 xxxxxxxx, the number you requested J, Gustave"
"Fuckin hell mate, you nutter, I thought it was some freak! Will be in touch soon. Make your texts clearer I've been smokin hash"
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