Valhalla

It's been a bad morning for the europeans, who lost three of the four contests. Poulter and Rose have been allright though, and Padraig Harrington has been superb. It's pretty shiny out there, with no wind. I wish I too was a rich Fx and I could amble all day long on a grassy sunny slope. But the last time I played golf, about fifteen years ago up in the alpes of all places, I sent the club 20 yards away. The ball just rolled a little bit. I had to leave the training ground.